Where is their mother? I can't believe she let them out looking like that.

At the begining of the school year, my Gramps and Bailey made a deal. If Bailey got 100% on her spelling test ten times in a row, he would give her a brand new $5 bill.

Not too long before Christmas, Bailey reached her goal and Gramps went to the bank and brought her a brand new $5 bill. Not wanting it to get lost in the first ten minutes of getting it, I told her to put it away somewhere safe. About 5 minutes later she comes out of her room, with the $5 bill grumpled up and a corner ripped off of it. She was trying to put it in her piggy bank and in the process ruined the new bill Gramps went to the bank for. Kids!

"Mom, I couldn't sleep last night. There was a dragon scampering around my room, keeping me awake."

"TA- DA !"